ZOOLANDER WILL FERRELL QUOTES

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“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”

“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

“How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?”

“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.”

“What is this? A center for ants?”

“I’m not an ambi-turner. It’s a problem I had since I was a kid. If I can’t turn left, how can I turn right?”

“I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it!”

“The files are in the computer? It’s so simple. Why didn’t I think of that?”

“At the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good, we teach you that there’s more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.”

“I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?”

“I’m a hot little potato right now.”

“You can derelick my balls, capitan.”

“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”

“I’m a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys… we’re a different breed.”

“Give me a break. I’m a human being.”

“A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?” MY HEART IS WITH YOU QUOTES

“Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude!”

“I’m here to protest the fashion industry. Death to models!”

“You have no evidence whether or not I have a sense of humor.”

“I’m sorry, I was talking about kegels.”

“Let me ask you a question: Do you think the Roman Empire would have fallen if Caesar had been wearing a shiny blue suit?”

“Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ’s sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They’re all the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”

“Trust me, I’ve built a career out of taking selfies.”

“You know school’s not important. What’s important is being really, really, really good looking.”

“Well, I guess I should warn you: I don’t like to be touched… ever. I am a whip. Whip! Wha-psssh!”

“I’ve got two things to say to you, C-Bear: crunk ain’t dead, and I hope you’re hungry, ’cause dinner’s in the oven.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t let you go in there. We’re doing a soft launch.”

“The fashion industry has been behind every major assassination in the last 200 years.”

“You can’t turn back the hands of time… but you can wind the clock back up.”

“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”

MY HEART IS WITH YOU QUOTES