Fail Whale

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Pets of Godville

Fail Whale
Defectus cetaceans
this is a picture of a fail whale failing
Strong Monster
Class	Fish
Habitat	Madchester
Description	No good at being a whale at all
Pet
Tame at levels	120–134 (149 with ark)
Features	Sailing; might have more
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Description

General Info

A war animal trained by General Failure, In the army that protects Madchester town. This lunatic army may attack heros without any cause.

The Fail Whale (Defectus cetaceans) is a tamable monster that has totally stopped trying to be a whale anymore.

It no longer knows how to swim, and has become completely dependent on birds to move from place to place, which they do in exchange for the whale's mercy on young birds (otherwise treated as attack targets) when they land on the water to eat zooplankton.

It kept in huge aquariums at house of General Failure as a war animal.

Guards of Madchester

As it name suggests, in this town, guards are some lunatics that may sometime attack heros instead of protecting them. They include:

• Fail Whale
• Master of Puppies
• Soldier of Misfortune
• Grenade Muncher
• Grill Sergeant
• Cordless Drill Sergeant
• Major Problem
• Major Disappointment
• Major Buzzkill
• Colonel of Truth
• General Disappointment
• General Failure
• General Grievance
• Model Major General

Attributes

Strengths

• Large size
• Frequently irritates heroes
• Failure is infectious which can sometimes spread to heroes

Weaknesses

• Motivational speakers
• Too many people talking to it at once
• Tends to cry a lot about it being a failure

See Also

• General Failure : It's owner