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Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills A Kitten

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  • Company Philosophy:
  • Being weird isn’t enough.
  • Doing strange things in the name of art.
  • Pissing off the whole world – one person at a time.
  • Being nice to people is a really good idea.
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Guaranteed to make you or someone else smile. Add a little laughter to your everyday.

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Andrew Bunch
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it
Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2012
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I just love this saying. Makes me laugh every time I pass my frig. "Please think of the Kittens" I love it.
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