Kay Wilder

High functioning agoraphobic that doesn't leave home without her therapy husband. Keeps to herself by vacuuming the driveway just to keep the neighbors from knocking for a cup of sugar. She stays current through punny names for her chickens and collecting knives and swords to appease the anxiety gods. The only real company she keeps is the characters in her head, even they don't want to hear what she has to say. Dark humor plenty, come live on the Wilder side.