Buzz·Posted on 23 Sept 201538 Times James Blunt Was The Trolliest Troll Of All Twitter TrollsComeback king.by Kimberley DaddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. James Blunt @JamesBlunt That’s not actually me, that’s her. RT @ajantajudd: James Blunt is still moaning.... 04:15 PM - 16 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. James Blunt @JamesBlunt The latter. RT @unemployedfatty: @JamesBlunt Are you gay? Just curious. 04:24 PM - 08 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Yeah, I bought those 20 million albums myself. RT @TroyJosephDavis: no one really likes James Blunt right? 05:04 PM - 17 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. James Blunt @JamesBlunt 2006, actually. RT @K_Dick33: Why does James Blunt have a million followers? He stopped being relevant in 2009 04:17 PM - 30 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. James Blunt @JamesBlunt For once, I agree with him. RT @NME: Noel Gallagher says songs about his own life would be 'more boring than James Blunt' 05:03 PM - 31 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Suggest you ask my wife. RT @_brookesux: is james blunt gay 12:07 PM - 20 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. James Blunt @JamesBlunt I'm guessing this is not good. RT @supermarton: James Blunt es lo peor que le ha pasado a la humanidad desde Hitler 07:58 AM - 23 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Yup, it's called "Greatest Hit". RT @Farrsigh: There's a "best of" James Blunt? Really? 08:57 PM - 08 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Can’t stand your face but thanks for the compliment RT @BWillett87: @JamesBlunt can't stand your music but your comebacks are second to none 03:55 PM - 31 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Nope, you're on your own. RT @chickenoriental: I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every @jamesblunt song. The other person being him. 06:30 PM - 12 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Time to legalise assisted dying. RT @IndyMusic: Noel Gallagher says he cannot live in a world where Ed Sheeran sells out Wembley Stadium 05:13 PM - 14 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Infectious too! Like herpes. RT @chillyeol: James Blunt is so irritating 02:30 PM - 31 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. James Blunt @JamesBlunt This is a lyric referring to premature ejaculation. RT @Hoss0fficial: Cause I saw the end before we'd begun. 09:20 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse! 02:54 PM - 08 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. James Blunt @JamesBlunt You would if yours was this big. RT @HannahNorman96: I've never fully understood why James Blunt felt the need to strip in his music video 06:33 PM - 09 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍 09:44 PM - 08 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Why limit yourself to 1? RT @wildheartnicks: @JBlunt just listened to your album&if I had to describe it in 1 word it would have to be shite 11:07 AM - 04 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Dad? Is that you!? @spenno44: @BBCRadio2 please please please please stop playing James blunt please ...thank you 09:37 AM - 24 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. James Blunt @JamesBlunt He's from Ipswich. RT @JoannaColes: @JamesBlunt you're dead to me now, replaced by @edsheeran - a fellow Yorkshire! 02:04 PM - 08 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Me! Me! Pick me! RT @blackeyelined: Who is a bigger twat: James Blunt or Robin Thicke? 11:29 AM - 22 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Yet so many people bought it, bought it. RT @yanto1973: That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific. 07:54 PM - 07 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Whoever I'm noshing off that day. @royphillips9: @JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world? 08:37 AM - 29 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. James Blunt @JamesBlunt If I did I would never go out. RT @mattyblackett: does james blunt have a vagina? 07:50 PM - 29 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. James Blunt @JamesBlunt I’m on a US tour now. Tickets available online. RT @KOGAXWOLF: I wanna go see James Blunt so I can call him a faggot and throw a soda at him 11:12 PM - 24 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. James Blunt @JamesBlunt I’m not playing. This is a serious workout. RT @chappell_lewis: James Blunt is playing in the gym. This is unacceptable. 08:42 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow? 05:37 PM - 11 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Mainly coz it’s by Daniel Powter. RT @lenacoleman: Pretty sure playing James Blunt's "Bad Day" on loop is not an option. 11:07 AM - 19 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. James Blunt @JamesBlunt At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora 🔫 10:11 AM - 16 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. James Blunt @JamesBlunt And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head... 12:37 PM - 06 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. James Blunt @JamesBlunt And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice 04:30 PM - 24 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. James Blunt @JamesBlunt And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits. 05:47 PM - 21 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Useful feedback. I'll pass this onto my marketing team. RT @va_va_vati: I have this dire need to listen to James Blunt when I'm menstruating 10:24 PM - 07 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers? 01:36 PM - 29 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on? 05:15 PM - 16 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. James Blunt @JamesBlunt I preferred "2 girls, 1 cup", but whatever you're into. RT @joe__crown: 2 bullets, one gun, James Blunt and Noel Edmunds.. Without doubt 08:54 PM - 16 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. James Blunt @JamesBlunt U’re just a jealous runner-up in the Rudest Cunt Competition. RT @ooliviae: James Blunt is the rudest cunt on this earth, I fucking hate him 11:17 AM - 17 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Only I was drunk at the time. RT @tianpogiaf: People who think you're beautiful - 1. Your parents 2. James Blunt 11:55 AM - 16 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. James Blunt @JamesBlunt What would you like to be doing right now? RT @CameronHood95: Fucking James blunt 06:43 PM - 02 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite